If You've Ever Eaten a Finger Sandwich ..

I'm not a big fan of either rap or alcohol (I know: how very square of me), but this commercial for Smirnoff Raw Tea is one of the tastiest bits I've ever seen! You'd be laughing too if you heard "Martha's Vineyard" and "hollaback" used in the same sentence. A few more lines to wet your whistle:

"No one's hotter than a New England gangsta"

"Fine tea in the parlor makes the ladies holler"

"Haters like to clown our Ivy League educations, but they're just jealous 'cuz our families run the nation."

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